Skip to main content

Road Travel Conundrum


A new Indica car carrying three passengers was passing through the longest highway called Grand Trunk road also known as GT road, at about 0600 hrs. It was Kishore Kumar's song on the radio filling the silent and open road with melody.  The month was of March, but the winter cold breeze made its presence felt even in the comforts of the car.

Times of India

The journey for a new beginning in my life started from my maternal home at Muzaffarnagar, I was about to tie Nuptial knot that day. Destination Dehradoon was about 147 Km and there were four other cars driven by my cousins and relatives. Just to reiterate few details here, the road was a single lane highway and potholes were in fashion during those days.

Back to the Indica car where I was joined by Rahul, Sonu, Sudesh(Sister's Husband), and the driver, we somehow were the last car of the family convoy. Preparations were proper and timed and we started post all the rituals in the temple, So it was a perfect itinerary executed by my younger cousin Rahul and blessings of Almighty.

Nothing could go wrong.

We were about to experience two of the Murphy's Law (an adage) 

 "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong".

Passing through Chutmulpur highway we felt the small thud and from the window of the car, I saw a tyre making a run for the group of people in the grass busy attending nature's call. What I could not deduce from the scene that our Indica was now a three-wheeler since the fourth tyre(wheel) must have had a disagreement with the other three and decided to go solo. 

Of course, the villagers were spared by the tyre 'devta', as we lived to tell the tale. 

How difficult will it be to find the repairman or the replacement car at 6 a.m.? with no means of communication, (Murphy's Law) never thought it was needed so the elders had all our mobile phone safely kept in their vehicle. Rahul started walking towards the nearest PCO which took about two km and sixty minutes.

And we saw a white Maruti 800 approaching us with several welding joints holding the chassis to the body and it is safe to say that except the horn whole body was musical. At about 0830 hrs we started towards our destination but soon realized this vehicle may not hold long on the serpentine ghats, somehow we made it to Roorkee and Dehradoon was still looking long and uncomfortable journey now.

We decided to get a different cab for the onwards journey, Let me also add the Subh-Muhurat (Auspicious time) for the marriage to take place was at 1030 hrs and it was already 10 and we were
70 km short, it was a hilly terrain which meant traffic and delay.

By this time all my family members and would be In-laws were sending people to check different approach roads to the highway and it meant two things either there was an accident or maybe the groom has runaway due to cold feet, latter one could have been the bride's family fear. 

Now it was time we experienced the second Murphy's Law:

"Shortcut is the longest distance between two points".

In the meantime, we decided a shortcut to avoid traffic and yes you guessed it right, trouble followed us in the form of traffic jam in the interior near an unmanned railway crossing. Twelve in the afternoon the wedding schedule must have been a miscalculation by the pandit or he was not paid well😆.

Finally, the road signs changed the name and we were in Dehradoon. As we made it to the ceremony, Josh of people and Bandwala both took charge, at about 0200 hrs that day I tied my knot with my better half Sushma.


Eighteen years ago, the most eventful beginning of our marriage, Since I made it to the venue although late,
I would like to repeat the famous dialogue from a Hindi movie:
"Ek baar jo meine commitment kar di, to mein apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta". 

Also Contributed by: 

Sushma 
Sudesh (Brother in law)
Anju (Sister)
Rahul (Brother)

Comments

  1. Hidden talent is now being discovered. You are a good orator and glad to see you writing... expecting more such blogs..Bravo

    ReplyDelete
  2. Great Narration Shakti...Keep writing Dear👍👍

    ReplyDelete
  3. 👌👌👌👍
    Very well explain that moment

    ReplyDelete
  4. Beautifully written experience. Never new you can write so well. Keepit upbuddy, expecting to see many more.

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

MANO YA NA MANO (मानो या ना मानो)

T oday, I stumbled upon an interesting story published in an online magazine on Insurance.  I n the year 1940, executives at 20th Century Fox had the legs of actress Betty Grable insured for $1 million each. After taking out the policies, Grable probably wished she had added a rider to protect her from injury while the insurance agents fought over who would inspect her when making a claim.    Betty Grable and Her Famous Legs Now, why would Insurance be interesting to a common man?  Let's explore if there is more to it and can it sound interesting. Well, you are up for some crazy yet amazing products offered around the world.  1. Ghost Insurance: The term “ghost policy” has two definitions in the industry. While a Ghost Policy often refers to a situation where a business tries to cheat its way out of proper WC coverage, some insurance companies actually have a legitimate “ghost insurance” policy…to cover damage done by actual spirits. After an alleged ghost sighting on his property,

Homeostasis

  I am a fan of homeostasis, and in every phase of life this proves to be a myth yet my heart always wants to see things as they were and should remain. Beauty, youth, position, fame almost everything we treasure is transient in nature.  Oscar Wilde , Irish wit, poet, and dramatist wrote a story in 1890 ,"Picture of Dorian Grey" reflects similar thoughts mankind nurture and its  obsession to live a lie.  Picture Source: Wikipedia  (Tutankhamun and  Ankhesenamun) It was believed in ancient Egypt that rulers carry their wealth and servants to heaven, therefore post their death they were buried along with their wealth and servants.  Coming back to the story of Dorian Grey, I recall a film called " The league of extraordinary gentlemen"(2003) directed by Stephen Norrington. Adaptation of book from Alan Moore and Kevin'o'Neil. Famed adventurer Allain Quartermain (Sean Connery) is recruited by the British Empire for their League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in order

Its a Bot Bot World

  O ne day you wake up in a different body which is much stronger and programmed to have military skills and a virtual assistant feeding you with the necessary information before you venture into this new planet. A scene from a sci-fi series looks impossible. There is this web series on Netflix "Altered Carbon" depicting infinite life span and AI-based hotel and AI unicorns and the concept of body-switching called changing the sleeve as you change clothes. How far it seems from reality or just a matter of time, well you may find some of the things changing our lifestyle and we are being programmed to use them. Believe it, they are part of our lives and we can't imagine living without them, Hey Siri! Please play my favorite classical music...Hi, Shakti playing your favorite music.   The Future Intelligent assistants 24/7 at your disposal and it's not a sci-fi movie but in reality. Hey! Alexa or Hi Cortana and other less popular programs are a necessary part of our dail